Uzbekistan [APP]

Name: Timur Akramov

Nickname(s): "Asshole Uzbekistan", "Nosy Person With Bone in His Brain"

Area Being Personified: Uzbekistan

Timeline (DOB - DOD): His 'birth' is pretty ambiguous, you could time it when the Uzbeks came into Uzbekistan, but Uzbekistan had a very strong cultural heritage before that, maybe around 1500. Still Alive.

Ethnicity: Uzbek

Religion: Sunni Islam, Very secular but would like to be less so

Government: “Republic”, but is pretty much a dictatorship.

Likes: Timur (Tamerlane, who he stole his name from), Sexy belly dancing ladies, Tea, Good Uzbek baths/massages, Bootlegged things, Vodka, Guests, Wrestling, Family

Dislikes: Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Police, His no good neighbors, The President's Daughter, Paying bribes

Notable Foreign Relationships: Does not like Kyrgyzstan or Kazakhstan at all. He actually doesn't really get along with any of his neighbors. There's tensions of some sort with all of them. He gets along with Russia and was part of the Soviet Union at one time. Very connected to Persia.

((Herppp new oc, things may change.)

Accepted~

HE BEST PREPARE TO HAVE PLAGUE GERMS COUGHED ON HIM RELENTLESSLY. Dude, have you watched Anthony Bourdain? That is not a 'good' massage, it's torture. :I But they showed a wedding on there, too, and I was like, "...So Persian. B) <3"

ffff keep on rollin' with them oc's, gurl~ B) I can dig it <3

Yesss, I am learning so much about all of the 'stans already XD!

@ Plum-

GOD DAMN, KYRGYZSTAN, THAT DIRTY WOMAN SENDING HER CHILD THING TO SABOTAGE THE UZBEKS. And lmaoooo, yes, I love that episode- hurrrr. He loves them massages B) I stole a lot of the likes from it. B) You want a wedding- this is Uzbekistan's dream wife https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXwAtgF3NC4

@ Mace-

B)

FFF Nobody knows anything about the 'stans. /SOB

lmaoooo I haven't talked about it yet, but according to legend, Barskon was settled by a Persian leader. So my logic says that Amir was traveling to Kyrgyzstan and had a fling-- LOOK WHAT YOU DO BABA, YOU CREATED A MONSTER. But god, that is like, one of my favorite episodes of No Reservations. <3 <3 <3 alskdfslkj--I am so inherently prejudiced against belly dancing fffff I am trying so hard to get over it. :'I

Persia, that card. B) Lmaooo- I love Belly dancing, so much, SORRY. B) My wife in Harvest Moon: Tree of Tranquility is a sexy belly dancer. And hurrr- yes, I loved it too. I don't watch TV, but I've watched that on netflix, and I've seen the Saudi Arabia one which is also so great. <3

I love belly dancing, too. Once at summer camp, my group had to come up with a dance skit so I suggested belly dancing (simple stuff, no scarves or anything XD). We were one of the camp favorites B) Thank you, Fit TV Belly Dance Hour! /shot

ffff Every time I see Barskon, I think of "Bubble Boy." I am such a bad person. :I Oh, man I am so excited about rping with you two dkdjfs <3


AND OH GOD WHY DO I KEEP IMAGINING THIS SONG WILL PLAY WHENEVER BARSKON ENTERS THE ROOM

I have no idea why, but I love this guy already. 8D

The -stans need more love, they're very unappreciated, but fascinating countries. ;;;

KYRGYZSTAN WOULD NEVER SABOTAGE THE UZBEKS, WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? /SHOT

@oppy: ItissolesssuperiorthanPersiandancingIdon'tcarewhatanyonesays-- There I said it. :I /stoned to death fuuuuu--I haven't seen that one yet. That is like, one of the four only shows I ever watch on television. XD

@Mace: LMAOOOOOOOO OH MY GOD--that song ffffff THAT IS HIS ANTHEM. FOREVER CANON.